Oh, gimme a break! I've been 20 years in IT and have done shedloads of tech support, troubleshooting and the rest of it. I know what it involves.
I'm not asking you to come up with naff-all. I'm only asking for suggestions. If you're going to get wound up about a simple request then don't answer it. Simple, no?
And yes, it would take hours.
Do go away, and feel free to killfile me. Help or STFU.
Bye now.
