Wouldn't it be possible for a plugin to take the tabular information and export them in the order you want in a text file? Something like:
<Date>. <Time>. <Title>. <Description>. <Location>. <Cost>.
Which might read:
2/2/2016. 10am. Community Cupcake Festival. A family-friendly fundraiser for local arts programs. Village square. $5.
At that point you'd probably want to do some find & replace in Word and some other cleanup, but it wouldn't be too bad.